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"Love says: I’ve seen the ugly parts of you, and I’m staying."
-Matt Chandler  (via littlethingsaboutgod)

me:  *walks into a restaurant wearing all black and smudged eyeliner*
me:  *says "please" 800 times and smiles at small children*

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it